Sad Schaub
Why do I always want to drink when I have to drive somewhere

I have some great beer in the fridge that isn’t being consumed and that’s a shame (I did have all day to drink them but I’ll conveniently ignore that).

I finished off a box of HEB Whales, by myself, in two days

So I’m improving.

socialistexan:

And guess what, that congressman (Gohmert R-TX) didn’t even have a primary challenge.
Yup. Welcome to Texas.

I am compelled to reblog this. I can’t resist the silly face.

socialistexan:

And guess what, that congressman (Gohmert R-TX) didn’t even have a primary challenge.

Yup. Welcome to Texas.

I am compelled to reblog this. I can’t resist the silly face.

Next person to use “alumni” and its other forms incorrectly gets a free, angry grammar lesson from me.

I hate to love Foster the People.

Reflects everything I’ve seen in socialistexan’s feed, plus good insight into how sports governing bodies are adjusting to transgender issues.

socialistexan:

At least the short hair helps me reverse pass.

This is a total “deal with it” look.

socialistexan:

At least the short hair helps me reverse pass.

This is a total “deal with it” look.

This came up in the studio while I was waiting to put the baseball game on. We play good music.

This is probably going to get quoted in every publication just because I said it. And I’m not even saying anything. I’m not talking about my films, I’m not talking about my life, and I’m not talking about the world. And yet, the media will print it simply because I said it. And at this moment in time, I bet there is an artist around the corner of this hotel, on the street, with a mind far beyond ours, but we will never listen to him simply because he has not appeared in a movie. And that is what is fucked up about our culture.

Robert Downey Jr. (via meggannn)

Do we have an actual source for this? I only got to quote-book.tumblr.com.

Chillin’ in College Station for one last night.

Too late to drive back to San Marcos. Too late to go anywhere (hotel check out at noon). Watching Thunder/Lakers before sleepytime.

I’m probably gonna get Golden Corral for breakfast tomorrow morning. You just can’t beat  breakfast buffets.